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SN: THANK YOU FOR THIS TALK.
LAMER: Talk ? Which Talk ? I didn't do
nothing ! Why am always I the one to
blame ! Hey, where did you go ! HEY !
STOP! HOLD ! I WANT TO TELL YOU ALL
ABOUT MY MUMMY AND MY DADDY AND MY
DOGGY AND MY CATTY AND MY DICK ! No -
sorry - about my 5 DISKS ! <DARK LORD>
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!!!! LAMER's CORNER !!!!
The section you've been waiting for
all the last days of this month ! Today
we have the theme :
!!! HOW TO COOK A 'LAMER SCHNITZEL' !!!
Ingredients :
40 g chili powder
23 g dried red peppers
22 g cayenne pepper
35 fresh jalapino peppers
2 large onions
33 g Swiss cheese
1 pot of marmelade
20 pommes frites
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6 cans of beer
and some LAMER !
If you don't have a
lamer you can also breed yourself one :
Just catch one of the rare species of
Atari ST fans and put him in a cage.Now
give him a bastardized Amiga 500 and no
games except 'Barbarian's (Original by
Psygnosis,of course) and nothing to eat
and soon enough he'll be a 100 percent
LAMER to be cooked.
This is what you do :
Behead and debone lamer,then brown meat
in an open Saucepan. After draining the
fat add the diced onion and peppers and
saute. Add the tomato soup and the rest
spices and simmer for 30 minutes. Put
the cheese and the pot of marmelade
together and into lamer's head. Add the
cans of beer and the kidney beans,while
you stick the pommes frites into his
balls so that you can play Mikado after
the meal. ( Games after a meal are a
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